Should Greece Leave EuroZone? Probably

They shouldn't have been invited in the first place. Have you been to Greece? Sure it's beautiful but it aint exactly a model of efficiency.

I Hate These Yuppy Names For Kids

Well I don't have time to report on world news all the time so I've gone back to basics today: What pisses me off...

I hate all these new yuppy and urban names that are popping up - either its naming your kid a verb or something, or it's naming your kid a normal name, but spelled by someone with dyslexia!

For instance: Archer is not a name, it's a medieval occupation! Why not name your son Swordsman? or Machine-gunner?

Or how about naming your kid after the city Brooklyn - which is already a misspelling of a Dutch word - but spelling it any which way you please! Aren't one of the things parents are supposed to teach their kid is spelling?

As bad as I remember as a kid was if you were a "stacy with a 'y' or 'i' or an 'ey'. Now it's like "hey my name is George, spelled with a q..."

The best part is that naming kids is cyclical, so in ten years there will be another crazy fad or names will go back to normal. Then this generation of kids named after ingredients found on a box of cereal or have names that don't pass spell-check, will be all the more funny.

Wait till they are old enough to realize that their parents were retarded..

Juiced Chinese Watermelons Explode!

Ever wonder what the big deal is with steroids and growth hormone? Check out this video on juiced watermelons:



Then again, maybe its these Chinese Superfruits that are helping create the world's next superpower?

Short post? Yes - but I'm busy!